Happy Valentine's Day!

To all those moms out there that know what it is to spend a few hours in the ER removing candy from various body orifices...this Valentine is for you.

Oooooh Boy

Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and had then said a prayer.

"Wonderful", said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you."

"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put up with me."